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I’m telling you the TV is faster and higher quality than the Xbox

This has not been my experience at all with my Smart TV and Xbox. I routinely use the Xbox for simple things like YouTube because the apps are noticeably slower to respond than the TV.

I finally got to try In-N-Out last week and can finally say for certain that it’s really nothing special. Might as well get a loan from Burger King.

My LinkedIn has a real picture and it’s linked on my resume, but I’d never put my picture ON the actual resume. That just seems like a bad idea all around.

Living the dream, the best revenge is a life well-lived.

Boneless and made by your mom?

Of course, do you think people just go on the internet and tell lies?

And now drink a glass of liquid, everyone!

Whisky for all, huzzah!

Grass hates moles.

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You’re a good person and the kitty was lucky to have found you.

Hollywood has plenty of scientologists, it’s wild.

This is the entire issue on the left and why they can never actually organize and run real candidates. While the left is busy arguing about the best way to organize the workplace the right just says “this guys (cold, lifeless) heart is in basically the right place” and pulls the lever.

Staying home and drinking is nice, especially if your life is normally pretty busy.

Yoooo, Jamaican patties and a red stripe are a combo I picked up in Orlando late one night at this little hole in the wall. They had some kind of yellowish Scotch bonnet (I think) hot sauce and these jerk wings that were so amazing. It was around the corner from this horror themed cocktail drag bar. I don’t remember the name but if you’re from Orlando you might know the spot. One of the best nights out I’ve had. Some guy offered me heroin as my friend threw up on the sidewalk.

It definitely made an impression, Orlando is fucking dope and I look forward to my next visit.

Disney, drag bars, and heroin. That sums up Orlando for me.

Fantasy and folklore are not religion.

Hard disagree, a lot of times they’re the same.

Stooping to insults

I asked a pretty simple question based on your reaction to a hypothetical. That you assume it’s a negative and an insult speaks to your prejudices, not mine.

I just saw another asklemmy post about what fantasy or folklore creature you’d marry you better get over there and tell everyone those creatures don’t exist.

Serious question, are you autistic?

I disagree, hypotheticals and thought experiments can be fun and let you consider questions from new, different perspectives. Do you think every conversation you participate in online moves the human race forward? Do you have delusions of grandeur or something it’s just the fucking internet.

We’re done here though, you clearly have no interest in the actual question and just want to be smug and superior on the internet. So have fun with that fuckin’ dork.

Would’ve been easier to just scroll by than click into it and remind everyone that the hypothetical doesn’t need to be engaged with like an internet edgelord.

They can beg all they want, in fact I hope they do.

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