If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine

Ween is a giant circle around the entire graph that’s too large to be depicted here

I don’t know why, but I really love the idea of representing Millenials as Shrek and Gen Z as Donkey, and that’s how I’m gonna see us from now on.

You guys have fun fuckin’ that dragon. I’m gonna go angrily bathe in my filth pool. ❤️

Nah, these aren’t dongs. They’re definitely uteran, in honor of Women’s History Month!

Ughhh, I hate ingesting stimulants and sitting at computer at work >:(

I wish I could ingest stimulants and sit at computer at home :)

Pretty sure this is the cover of an unreleased Primus album

Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything

Abridged version

What OP is neglecting to mention is they pronounce both of them “bwush :3”

The other one represents James’ temptation to escape accountability for his actions by saying “I was just doing hot girl shit lmao idk” and then proceed to go out and be worse

Simple! Just keep $2,000 cash in your glove compartment at all times. You’ve now saved $500, congratulations!

1. House
2. Little window
3. Corvette
4. Everything (for him, and himself, and everybody around)

Right. When we were all laughing at the people who would have genuine reactions to things people would say to them on the internet because “the internet is serious business lmao,” that was totally fine and a different thing. It’s those damn zoomers that fucked it all up. Right.

So THAT’S what the psychs meant when they said I was living in a state of mental illness…

Wouldn’t mind seeing the game come back. Don’t get me wrong, it was pretty shitty. But, for whatever reason, I kept finding myself coming back until there wasn’t a game to come back to anymore. I guess I was charmed by it.

Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

Post more fucking caracals so I don’t have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

I think I’d wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn’t know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

Honestly, if you already have it set up to automate printing the screen and saving it as an image, then seamlessly syncing that file with your phone, I don’t even think you need to worry about making an app or dealing with the phone camera. If you can set that process to trigger on a single button press, that’d be wayyy faster and easier.

Yeah, an Alignment Issue

Question: what if my Mass Effect ending color doesn’t match my gay sex color? Should I be concerned?

Chocolate Eclair. Nice texture. Really scrapes the sides clean.