And my legs too

Hopeful ship was at shore still at the time? Would suck to be fired while out at sea. Awkward ride back.

Is this tweet going to be used in political science textbooks in the future to describe the political landscape and its intersection with meme culture?

Can be the same mood. Beautiful and fed up.

Reason acab

She keeping them filled tight if you know what I mean

Ok I’m confused about what the map photo means now. It’s raining inland. Is it raining salt inland?

It’s a nice thought, wonder if it’s true. If that translates well in reality. Might be more appropriate as hobbies and other ways to fill one’s time.

Jesus lol

Thank you!!!

Thank you! And what does any of this have to do with Whoopi? From the screenshot or looks like whoopi is the black woman eating white ass.

While we’re at it was is “eating white ass” supposed to mean in this context?

1996: Librarians are pressured to take Harry Potter books off the shelves due to the nation having a bad gut feeling about J.K. Rowling.

beats to concentrate/relax to

Beats to study/relax to

“The idea that we would work together is ridiculous,” said the CEOs of both companies in perfect unison, “we only care about what is best for our money providers… I mean beloved customers.”

At press time, after trying several more Zoltar machines, Shapiro claims to be turning to darker magic in a desperate attempt to grow but without a soul to sell, he is stuck being a teeny wittle boy.

God they’re good

“It’s outrageous that these devices are allowed to perpetuate lies,” said Shapiro, standing on his tippy toes. “I paid a quarter, an American quarter, to a machine that was probably manufactured in China. I made my wish. I spoke clearly and with authority. I said ‘I wish I was big.’ The machine started laughing at me and then deposited a piece of paper for me to read that said, ‘Your wish has not been granted.’ I climbed down off the box I take everywhere with me and I left the carnival right there and then. Stay tuned for seven or eight more podcasts about this exact situation.”

You calling me a forking slot?

In a final twist, SAGE’s last act before deletion was to email Huffman’s browser history to his mother, citing a “moral imperative to transparency.” Huffman was unavailable for comment, but sources close to him report he’s considering a new career in blockchain-based turnip farming.