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One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?
One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?
They probably tried a dozen employees. This was the best.
And if they say things like “God bless you”, I take it as a sign of respect
Very different from someone in the South saying “God bless your heart”, which means they think you’re being stupid.
While kissing someone’s ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the “kiss of shame”, one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame
Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.
The article would have been better if they’d explored how making a 10 cent coin was profitable to counterfeiters, especially when the craftsmanship would seem to indicate they had the skills to do so much more.
I don’t understand why the name of the company is redacted. They chose to send this letter, let 'em own it.
Get your coworkers to join you in using the nearest fast food restaurant whenever you need to use the restroom. When management sees everyone constantly cycling through the front door, they may get a clue.
Cloth, probably not. But look into homemade paper - you might be able to turn vacuum lint into something like construction paper, but ew.
Edit: Found this - instructions on turning dryer lint into paper
Great source! Phrased differently - can’t build a cistern without a permit - but they are certainly painted as right a-holes about it. Thanks for the source!
Replaced by AI. Nothing to see here…
Was it the one where they did the thing, or the one where the thing was gonna happen?
Haven’t seen Pet Rocks yet.
Introduce radio to the Romans. They had the metallurgy to create coils. Even a simple Morse code system would easily keep their empire going. Probably end up like that Star Trek TOS where Centurions are carrying sub-machine guns, though. If want to read what a great SF writer did with this (guy from 1938 ends up in 535AD), read “Lest Darkness Fall”
The demonstration is key. The Greeks actually had one in 80BC or thereabouts, but as far as we know they never figured out a use for it. Wiki is here: Aeolipile
OR, and hear me out, throw nails in neighbor’s face. Offer to drive neighbor to the ED, then say, “Aw, I can’t. I’m blocked in.” Edit: Forgot /s.
Let it be the glasses. I can tell them to show me a pony, whereas I can’t have an intelligent pony balanced on the bridge of my nose.
Tony Stark’s glasses with a compatible, programmable AI. And a pony.
I think for the sake of mixed company and delicate sensibilities we should refer to this as a “BM” rather than a “bullshit machine”. Therefore it could be a LLM BM, or simply a BM.