As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

But beware the nipples.

Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

I can respect that. But also- set aside money on a regular basis (cash in an envelope for the physical reality or in a budgeting app) until you have enough to get one. And then splurge on that or something else you want more by then!

Wait wait don’t tell me taught me he was probably vegan.

I’m really happy it’s getting better for you! Hopefully it keeps improving.

Also works - similar reasons. Soap every day can hurt skin more than letting it do it’s on thing. But I absolutely adore showers - I just prefer to try and let my hair oils do their thing until appearing professional forces me to shampoo.

Back of my neck! I always have a shower cap on on non shampoo days and I usually miss my neck.