Or a drain mongoose

Does anyone else feel like the quality of the keyboard swipe auto-complete has completely tanked as well?

Yes, this so much. I used to be able to rely on it showing the correct word and now it just enters something completely different than I expected.

The guy that owns that white car already fell into this trap and got stuck, said screw it, parked, and just moved into the house.

they are always triggered, so this checks out

Don’t forget the super satisfying degauss button