Obviously they make a run for the carpet. How would you like to have puke splashing on your paws? /j

If he could read, my cat would feel called out. And then he’d proceed to bite you. (Don’t worry it’s just nibbles)

Created my account in 2008. Can’t remember because I deleted my account last year. Anyway, the earliest memory of Youtube I have was seeing Kimbo Slice punch a fridge. Speaking of Kimbo Slice, check out the names of his son and grandchildren.

I just can’t 😂 (Hint: Kimbo Legacy and Kevlar)

And neither of yous will be getting any sleep. 🙃

Learning about new things is the best thing about Linux. I keep a folder with screenshots and saved html pages for all the fixes, workarounds and settings I’ve accumulated over the two years I’ve used Linux on my desktop. Highly recommend keeping a similar folder.

Yeah, it does have an option to keep x amount of snapshots. But the ones that took all the room I had created manually. They were from like two years ago and so I clearly didn’t need them (Yes, I’ve been on the same Linux Mint installation for two years).

Yeah, snapshots. It would make more sense to store them on a different drive, but I can’t add an additional drive into my PC (it’s a prebuilt so I’m waiting until I can afford a new PC) and I can’t be bothered with saving them to an external hard drive.

Something something our Yeast overlords

I was trying to be funny (the ear resembled a beak). Didn’t notice that it had just one eye, though.

Why is there a crow in 5?

Thank you for voting!

I bet the water tastes like shit.

Six tabs, take or leave it.

I remember a time when my cat found a mouse in our cottage. Everyone was asleep or trying to sleep while the cat was looking for the mouse. For some reason, I looked at the bed’s edge and saw tiny whiskers and a tiny nose. The mouse had sandwiched itself between the edge of the bed and the mattress, trying to hide from our cat. I think it got away, too. Made me feel good especially considering our cat was constantly bringing in mice it had killed.

Barney disapproves of this.

You jest, but when the moment comes when you notice you suddenly can’t (can happen with certain conditions), you pray to all the gods you can think of just to be able to take a leak again.

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Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

Shit went from Ratthew to Ratstew real quick.