I’m sure the sentence for everything Musk has done has to be far more than a month (the election stuff aside, he has some shady financial stuff surrounding the purchase of Twitter and probably Tesla stock, etc). They need to lock him up as long as they would lock up the rest of us if we did that.

This is not far from Yellowstone so there will be grizzlies in that area. I could absolutely see someone finding this scene and getting panicked and running to find a cell signal instead of performing forensic analysis of the scene. But yeah the cops weren’t the ones saying it was a bear, they got it at least.

Why am I not surprised? At this point I think the Aurora PD is pretty infamous but damn they’re not even going to make an attempt at pretending not to be an arm of a fascist movement.

Does having a cat count as being in a relationship? Because I feel like it should. I used to have a tuxedo cat who I actually got married to all the time. I couldn’t help it, he was all dapper.

It’s good to be open with a prospective partner but my God at least wait till the appetizer gets to the table.

I’m shocked, I tell you.

What a ridiculous thing to say. They didn’t insinuate that in any way.

You’re right. The Albersons near my house is hella expensive. Let me just drive farther to pay the same outrageous prices at the other 17 Albertson’s.

Cable companies too please.

All free because Concerned Ape is awesome.

Which means don’t buy electronics on Amazon because you can’t usually tell from the listing and if it is, it could just be counterfeit.

If the court were majority liberal we wouldn’t be desperate for reform because the justices who were appointed by democrats aren’t corrupt.

Say no more (mostly because I don’t want any more details about those shits).

He did a funny video with Obama at the end of his term so I would be totally onboard with this!

Can we get some 2 days away from retirement memes like in detective movies? Lol

I don’t actually know that her laugh sounds like and I’m too afraid to look it up because I’m afraid Google or YouTube will start serving me right wing lunatic content if I do. But people keep talking about her laugh and it’s got me curious.

Kind of hard to pass bills when one political party is dedicated to nothing but corruption and obstruction but ok.

Ok but I was curious another specific physiological reasons lol like maybe men require that much more or they don’t see cardiovascular benefits or something like that.

Here’s my muffin recipe, but you can really omit the applesauce and use pretty much any fruit you like for flavor. Do keep the bananas though or the texture will be really wrong. It’s good with a tbsp of chia seeds added, oats added, etc. I make my own yogurt and when I make cheese out of it I replace all the liquids (except oil) with the leftover whey and they come out gloriously soft and fluffy that way. Whole Wheat flour is really high calorie though so I’m open to suggestions for something to replace it with if anyone has any ideas.

Long story short I’ve messed with this recipe in so many ways and it has turned out great every time except the time I didn’t have bananas and uses avocado instead. It’s very forgiving so do it your way.

Muffin recipe

2 ripe mashed bananas

1 chopped apple

Flax egg (1 tbsp ground flax, 2.5 tbsp water, mix and let set while you prepare the other ingredients)

1 tbsp olive or avocado oil

1/4 to 1/2 C oat or soy milk or cow milk or whey

1 tsp vanilla

1/4 cup unsweetened apple sauce

1 C whole wheat flour

1 C wheat bran

1tsp baking soda

1 tsp baking powder

1/4 tsp salt

1 tsp cinnamon

1/3 cup chopped walnuts

1 tbsp chia seeds

You can sub oat bran for wheat bran if you can find anyone selling it.

1. Preheat oven to 350 (or don’t if using a convection oven)
2. Lightly spray muffin tin with avocado oil
3. Add banana, oil, milk, vanilla, applesauce, flax egg into mixing bowl and stir well.
4. Add dry ingredients plus chopped apple to another bowl and mix well. Don’t add walnuts at this step.
5. Add dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir until combined. Add extra applesauce or milk if it’s a little dry.
6. Add to muffin pan in 12 equal portions. Add walnuts to the top and press them in a little or they’ll fall off when the muffins are done.
7. Bake 20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the center of a muffin comes out clean.
8. Cool for a few minutes before removing from pan.

Why so much higher for men? On an average day I eat probably somewhere between 25 and 45 g depending on what I’ve meal preppes D for the week and what I’ve decided on for snacks. I am a vegetarian who eats mostly whole foods. I can’t even fathom how the average American could come anywhere even close to that. It’s a LOT of beans/whole grains/vegetables/chia seeds/etc.