Guys I see 100 billion potential children of mine being born in the next year if my entire sperm count is utilized.

I like that you guys assume after I wake up as an attack helicopter I’d just go to my regular day job and then get overwhelmed with my new grocery bill.

Oh no, I can’t fit through my apartment door and my rotors keep shredding through my jackets.

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns

wake up as an apache attack helicopter

Yes, yeeees, YEEEEEEES! BRATATATATATATA

Lemme get that Uber-eat-the-rich app

game studios will fire the devs after the game is done and then tell the players they should buy the deluxe edition for a hundred bucks to play a week early but you need to be always online and don’t own the game.

Gig-economies are always a scam. It’s a circumvention of every woker right past generations fought for but it’s somehow ok because it’s an app.

DRIFT KING

I’ve done it with less

He’s doing his best human impression. It’s not much but it’s all he has.

DO NOT REDEEEEEEM

Which tasks make your phone stutter?

Exactly. I get that phone reviewers are bored because smartphones plateaued but that’s really not such a bad thing for users. Phones are fine. They do their job and we can lengthen the usage cycle.

The only thing I’m looking forward to is a truly solid desktop mode. USB-C connector to a dock with a monitor, keyboard and mouse. Let me use my phone where I’d usually have to switch to a laptop or desktop PC.

To add some important context:

Seitz is suing the company, along with two others, for Audree’s death, which occurred one week after her 13th birthday.

and the mom is also suing Discord and TikTok.

YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Alright AI companies I can only hate you so much. Stop adding reasons to the list.

I know two girls who’d be interested in this kind of science.

female pilot voice

[most vile stream of misogynistic insults she’s ever heard followed by screeching]

Not to defend them too much but I’d assume that a lot of the employees are just trying to make a living. The department I’m working at was recently taken over and I have a mortgage and a kid so even if I morally disagree with some of the practices of my new employer I can’t just quit without uprooting the lives of my family.

It’s the same for the majority of workers stuck in big corporate jobs. The capitalist orphan crushing machine will crush all in the end. Not just the orphans.

Guillotine confirmed as most effective little bitch repellant.