2006

Leave Britney alone.

Honestly, super high me would.

Sounds like breakfast

Literally just opened this post to say those exact words.

Literally just watched this episode of The Rehearsal lol

LOL I literally thought this same thing yesterday. In my mind he is just a baby face cubby doll.

I’m vegetarian and this sounds like a drunk or high vegetarian feast

They both look like such fuckin dweebs

Can confirm. 38 years old still with crippling trust issues from this.

Holy shit I totally forgot about that! Definitely belongs here

Holy shit these are FIT BOIS. I’m used to Toronto racoons which are all THICCC AF.

Upvote for Flula

Holy shit that’s boomer humour as fuck.

Whoa hello similar postal code neighbor

FUCK touching base that one’s the worst.

I spend more time in meetings talking about the work I’m going to do, than doing the actual fucking work.

I can’t remember last time I heard someone use it in a normal conversation, but in the corporate world I find it gets incredibly overused.

Oh god I’ve heard that one many times before as well. It’s like adult baby talk

1. Alignment
2. Scalable
3. Circle back

If you use these regularly I KNOW the meeting you just booked me into should have been an email.