Ohhh that’s why it looks so artificial

But I want to the cat

Orchestra conductor weighing in here. This is the correct answer.

That was my immediate thought as well.

Hi, please go to a vet. Always go to the vet before making a post.

Do you have bowels of steel?

This is the answer OP.

Holy shit that hits hard

Oddly enough, I cannot find the lip gloss equivalent from the plumping action that pizza grease gives my lips.

Exactly the same with me.

Fuck yeah this sounds like my ideal weekend.

I’m assuming Slonking Fat Doinks means Sucking Big Dicks?

Yep it be the slop alright

Wow an ancient relic from the golden days of the Internet

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Pumpkin.

Farro ftw

What do I do if I’m like 3 of these.

Guys let’s go back to rage comics.

Thank you for this stupidity. Quality shitpost.

A TLTA: tempeh, lettuce, tomato, avocado 🤌