insufferableninja

What is SF?

I misread your second sentence as “my 8 month old’s reddit account” and was confused when there was no payoff to the premise of the shitpost.

Porkbun. I paid $11 for my startup’s new .com domain

Same, Michael Burry. Same

How dare you

RHEL is great for servers, but not an awesome experience for a user workstation, IMO

Stupid but hilarious

Just Monday I went to one of our local banks and picked up $10 in half dollars. Not sure what the problem is with your banks.

You can go to a bank and buy a half dollar for 2 quarters

Presently used to mean “soon” or “in a bit” but now means “happening right now”

The meaning of bemused is similar to “befuddled”, but it’s more often used as if it means “amused”

It used to be a firm rule that you mustn’t end a sentence in a proposition.

Random? No. Probabilistic.

You mean they are voting against what you think their interests should be, then.

My wife has been on a variety of meds for anxiety and depression over the last 10ish years, none of which should lead to weight gain. Multiple doctors told her “you’re just gaining weight because you can enjoy food again, now the depression is under control”. Horse shit. We did calorie counting, she was gaining weight even at 1100-1200 calories per day and daily exercise. Switched meds, and she lost 30 pounds in a matter of a few months. Fucking doctors, man.

Front butt?

You can’t take the sky from me

Canada’s already got plenty of those

Come on in

Harry Enfield, and he’s not playing Loadsamoney? I never!

Better than bean posts about shit, I guess

Never expected to see a clemmons neighbor posting on Lemmy tbh