I left for college at 18, but that wasn’t it for me. It was one month later when my parents announced a divorce and I realized my home life would never be the same. College still felt big and scary, but I couldn’t even go back to the comforts of my childhood ever again.

Signs and twister were pretty terrible for a kid when you grow up surrounded by corn fields.

Excellent. My insurance provider donates to shitty Republicans and I have zero choice to switch companies.

Check your privilege? He just said this person followed a woman home and raped her. His best friend. And that he’s worried for female coworkers. All valid feelings. I’m guessing you’re a man and don’t have to fear sexual assault. Check YOUR privilege.

It’s ok, it’s just us cool kids left

Ah, the Midwest goodbye. Also appropriate is a “whelp, I suppose.”