I mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.

I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

It’s a limitation of the hardware.

Ok, I’ll name this guy Larry.

Blue ink. Blue paper. Blue crystals. Blue legos. All things that are definitely blue. Can’t be any other color, cause they’re blue.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

Invites get sent out about once a week.

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Use https://port87.com/

Then you can just block whatever label they’re sending to.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Ooo, big tough scary guy. He’s just as made of flesh as the rest of us.

Grim isn’t the word I would use.

I mean, kind of. Conservatives don’t view Donald Trump and Elon Musk as the wealthy elite that they are. They view them as “political outsiders”. So yeah, people want change from the status quo, because the status quo is broken for so many.

I don’t think the guy making 12 million dollars a year off the suffering of the poor counts as a fall guy.

Robin Hood, famous fascist.

I sure hope so with how difficult the rich are making it to just fucking get by in this world. Just having more wealth and power than anyone in the history of mankind isn’t enough for them; they have to make sure everyone else has nothing.

You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!