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I used cloud of daggers as well. It was useful for choke points or, in the rare circumstance, of immobile enemies.

Could be a few bad months from being homeless, never a few good months from being wealthy.

There’s a pest control salesman who goes door to door every year, who I can’t stand. Not only does he say outright incorrect things, but he can’t take no for an answer. Every polite refusal turns into, “You know what, we can knock 80 bucks off that right now” or “How about we just make the first month free.”

Next time he comes knocking, I’m going to be immediately upfront. I’m not interested in paying money to spray poison, that will end up in the canal and the river, to kill bugs that birds and frogs and bats could be eating.

Some skinny girl climbed into my lap at a college house party. I was very fucked up. For some reason, I thought a good thing to say was, “Why not, I’ve fucked fatter chicks.” She immediately got up and we never spoke again. No clue why I said that. I never even got her name, which is a shame, because I’d like to apologize.

Very true! I guess I just never expected a random webcomic I stopped reading years ago to ever be relevant again haha.

It’s wild to me that ctl+alt+del is relevant today at all. I used to read webcomics in high school all the time, CAD included. Loss was definitely eye opening, it was a real moment of “wasn’t this comic about video games?” But then it was forgotten about for so long. It’s a marvel to me that random moment in such a dated comic got meme’d on this hard.

If there’s r34 for The Brave Little Toaster, there’s gotta be images of a pontoon getting swarmed by jetskis.

And the conversation that unlocks that day 1 DLC will be available in the base game, but you won’t be able to progress until you buy the DLC.

I can’t wait for the day one dlc that will allow wizards to cast fireball, warriors to equip swords, and will let rogues use stealth.

Stopping at two drinks.

About as often as I skip electronics on bodies of water.

See how many times you can skip it on a lake.

You got it.

I agree, but I figured I’d draw particular attention to this lie on the off chance that op was about to give a charlatan a sum of money in a misguided attempt to assuage some grief.

Or they’re attempting to leverage a person’s grief for financial gain.

As soon as they start to look smug about their appearances, I berate them heavily. For about a week after, I’ll make them wear unflattering accessories, such as snake skin chaps, or a boa made entirely from raw chicken. If they ever ask why, I yell at the top of my lungs about how one day they’ll be ugly and need a plan b.

I hope this answer was at least as ridiculous as the question.

Blind Guardian’s cover of Dream A Little Dream Of Me

The imagery that comes to mind is a special israeli kid facing a football goal, ball at his feet. Behind the kid with the ball is an american, cheering him on and encouraging him. Across from them is an iranian goalkeeper.

The israeli kicks the ball, the american cheers and praises as the ball slowly rolls across the grass. The iranian goalkeeper dives dramatically in the wrong direction, allowing the ball to roll in.

The american raises the drooling israeli child onto his shoulders while the stadium erupts into praise and celebration of the kid’s accomplishment.

I think it would be an incredibly unpopular decision by Biden, and the American people would not support a war with Iran. I also think that it would be a tactical mistake, given how many US assets are within Iranian striking distance right now. The US military is having recruiting issues currently, and a war will not help that.

However, I wouldn’t be surprised to see ISIS attacks in Iran start to happen more frequently.

Just talking about what I saw from my perspective. Your mileage may vary.