Why did I read this in Clint Eastwood’s voice

Close your nose and you can’t see your eyes.

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Gay men:

“We’re expecting to catch the red dot in the next fishal year”

DJ Toot n Jammin

That’s a Monkey’s Paw waiting to reduce the human lifespan

I like a joke. That’s why I’m so fond of your understanding of firewalls.

Nobody was talking about Windows Firewall. You are clearly in the “fake it” phase of “fake it till you make it”. Otherwise you’d post your magical custom outgoing NAT rules.

If you’re not getting any useful answers, it might be partially on you.

I have tried streamfab and other programs, nothing works.

This will put off many potential helpers because you didn’t specify what exactly you tried or any error messages. Someone who knows a useful program might not bother because you ‘tried other programs’ without specifying. You could motivate much more useful comments by not holding back crucial information.

Your initial comment implied that the default firewall rules of blocking all inbound connections was sufficient. Since you’re the one who’s making big claims I was hoping you would enlighten us with those firewall rules of yours.

Many attack vectors happen over your outbound connections. How would a router protect you against those?

You’re just letting your cat scratch and ruin the top left corner of the photo?

Correct grammar is relative after all

Fuck Nvidia, literally? Not sure who hair guy is but he looks ready for adult stuff.

It’s a nice way of telling you to look elsewhere.

“Hey, OP from Germany, why didn’t you put a Swastika on there?”

Anything is a scratching post if you are bored enough

5 second rule