The real romance story is always in the comments.

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

Old phones stay hydrated.

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

Where’s the beef?!

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That’s my regional variation.

I hope he learned his lesson: “no good deed goes unpunished”

His death has had quite the… impact.

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH! -sunglasses-

Aaaaeeeeyyyyy-ooohhhhh!

Being Canadian is, like, a state of mind, eh. Welcome

Greetings shitlords, fellow Canadians.