Well, not so much now.

I feel that might become a… problem.

Now kith.

There is some short story about all people being one being living every human life that ever will be and that when they are done they will be born as a God or some other elevated being.

The Egg by Andy Weir.

Ah yes, Pitch Black era Vin Diesel. Or one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

You’re taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I’m pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

I’m trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you’re calling OP a motherfucker.

Apparently I don’t know. 🙁

For the trumpet to affect his height… Did he wear it as a hat?

A once in a generation voice of pure velvety chocolate. No shame there.

The neutrinos are mutating!

Well, he’d still need his utility belt…

I can’t wait to see where this goes.

Smoking is easy. Stopping smoking is the hard one.

A bit harsh blaming it on the cabbage tbh.

Can I just say that I enjoyed the addition of the emojis there. They really brought a sense of fun to the story of you shitting your guts out uncontrollably. 👍

I use Thunderbird for desktop (Windows) and Bluemail for Android. Works for me.

If it’s ‘rooting’ in the Australian sense then we’re probably in Florida, not the future.