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- Red tailed hawk noises intensify *
It’s a Simpsons reference
Why would X try to gather your assassination coordinates?!
I hate this mainly due to the number of penises per button. The playstation buttons are actually numbered based on the number of lines associated with the symbol (circle = 1, cross = 2, etc). This flys directly into the face of that. The circle button needs to have 1 dick where the tip curves and touches the balls, and the triangle needs to have 3 dicks. 0/10
Every day is great at your Junes!
UNNOTICED ACCIDENT KILL NO WITNESSES
Use the Michael Jackson defense and go “it’s okay it’s just Jesus Juice”
Y’all got any of them lockout/tagouts?
I like the NPC hospital game. Reminds me a bit of Viscera Cleanup Detail, where you are janitors cleaning up after the heroes from other games or after the sci-fi thriller monsters have killed everyone.
It’s not as bad as the first one. Some weapons and stratagems are more prone to it (looking at you airburst radius that always seems too big) but since there’s more of a height component you aren’t constantly getting shot by teammates. and because you aren’t confined to the same small area there’s less of a chance of stratagem strikes and hellbombs killing everyone.
There is a bit of a learning curve in terms of knowing the radius of certain stratagems and backblasts and arc range of some of the weapons, but once you get past that friendly fire incidents are much lower. That being said, if you run into someone else’s line of fire you are partially to blame as well.
“We’ve seen the success of similar properties, so we have decided to listen to the players and we have given guns to Pokemon! Coming in 2025, Pokemon Rifle and Pokemon Shotgun!” /s
Look at this guy, paying $70 at a restaurant. How many are you buying for? 5?
Only if they kill billionaires with private jets.
Meanwhile, Helldivers 2’s armor is like 2 bucks, and you can find the currency in-game.
I found it even more immersive. What ghost wouldn’t want a monster energy fueled piss grenade thrown at them?
My friends have been getting back into Monster Hunter World recently, so I decided to pick it up as well. I stopped in High Rank when I first played it, and hit Master Rank over the weekend. I’m looking forward to smacking bigger monsters with bagpipes.
Not only that, but a lot of the NG equipment comes from federal contracts. Good luck getting tank parts and missiles once yours are all gone.
It’s just as innovative as fellow Most Innovative award laureate Stray’s automatically- jump-to-a-highlighted-platform style of platforming with crappy stealth sections.
Starfield continuing the tradition of Stray’s “Really? You’re Calling THAT Innovative?” award.
Yeah I was just joking with that. It just blows my mind that he was played by Sam Rockwell.