Great idea! Let’s huddle with the Coach at the retrospective.

Well, you’re supposed to refer to them as “rituals”. “Meetings” are so waterfall. No wonder it isn’t working.

Agile is LinkedIn religious bollocks. Might as well just pray. Bunch of corporate nonsense.

BUt YoUrE NoT DoINg it RIghT!!1!

Should be reciting the creed in Latin, presumably.

TIL there is vim for Windows.

https://www.vim.org/download.php

Easily amused, you might say.

The US Attorney General John Ashcroft singing his wonderfully jingoistic 2002 masterpiece “Let the Eagle Soar”

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

yeah, but now it’s even funnier to read complaints about Swift-plane memes.

No need for /s - this is no less illogical than most of their other arguments.

Unshittification

well, well, turns out he’s a complete fruitcake. Whod’ve guessed?

Imagine this happening today…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrington_Event

“This has been linked with major mass political developments including the Brexit referendum in the UK, and the presidency of Donald Trump in the US”

Bingo.

Kid at school named Miles Long.

Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I’m pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.

She’ll promise you more than the garden of Eden

Then she’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleedin’

But she’ll bring out the best - and the worst - you can be

Blame it all on yourself 'cause she’s always a woman to me

Do you think it’s safe to upvote this?

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

I choose black.

I’m getting laid.

Presumably, we can expect 404 to eventually replace 42 as the answer to everything.