Please use the correct grampa. Abe simpson has a posse.

What about taking the tiniest bit of personal responsibility?

If i have something bad to say, i don’t.

…it really whips the llamas ass!

Are you okay?

Great Question. I’d go to the future, not sure how far tho.

Saw a fly on a glans penis before.

Y?

STOP CLICKING ON THIS SHIT

Not since the blackout, no.

'09

They don’t even lose money, they just don’t earn any.

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-thanks, that actually worked!

I have panic dreams about my battery being empty or me not finding something, or software crashing all the time. I am not a relaxed dreamer.

Great comment, thank you!

You say buoyancy is irrelevant to humans, but would it be measurable?

Joke’s on you, i never leave the toilet.

That poor leather!

TIL! I always figued it was some kind of gross algae or bacteria. Really weirded me out.

The most annoying thing about Shorts is that they appear right along the regular videos in /subscriptions

Insane work ethic, for sure!