Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
It’s just a widdle baby star.
Premeditating the murder of a plant.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
I’m all about enlightened self-interest.
Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.
And so this is Christmas And what have you done?
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
Windows is nagware now. Microsoft dared to imagine an entire OS on the Winrar model.
“Close enough, fuck it.” — National motto of Ancient Greece
Ah, the superior siege utensil.
This sets the dangerous precedent that sedition is some kind of crime.
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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?
This, but instead of biting, the cat would shove her head in your laughing mouth.
Oh, here’s a heartbreaker.
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…