The fun police have been along and removed it now.

Yes - I’d also fully support any lordly pun-names :)

I hope that cat’s called “Lord Percy” or “Brigadier Wilkington-Smythe” or something suchlike.

You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice.

Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese.

Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.

They set us up the bomb, and all our base are belong to them.

The band is Status Quo.

Oddly, despite the name, “catgut” tends to be sheep intestines. No cats were harmed.

Some years back, there was a “toad trail” in Hull - one of those things where there’s 100 sculptures installed around the city, each painted by a different artist, school or group.

Anyway, the vowel shift in Hull that turns “smoke” into “smirk” gave us the joyous sentence:

“I’m off into town to go and see all the brightly coloured turds”

Blue cheese is almost entirely creamy-offwhite coloured.

You’re going to need TempleOS to clean all that up.

Well exactly - no manners, that’s what the problem is! Only last week, I saw one of them sat outside a cafe, sucking on a lady’s breast - in the middle of the afternoon! Broad daylight! No manners and no shame. If you want to live in our country, you should follow our rules and customs, that’s what I always say.
/s

Understood. Buying all the Star Wars games.

Not to mention that babies can’t even speak the bloody language properly! Send them back where they came from, I say!
/s

Where can I learn this skill?

Creatively, yes - but physically, no.

The answer to any internet-related question from that era is “because you touch yourself at night”.

She’s just hugging a person, who is (possibly) kissing her on the ear/neck. Her chin rests on the person’s shoulder.

Got you.

Kirrab ass.

Are you pronouncing the “bass” bit like the fish “sea bass” or the instrument “bass guitar”? (e.g. ass or ace)

What the left image shows as two people’s arms, could be interpreted to look like naked bumcheeks/buttcheeks when the image is upside down.