I do appreciate that the listed recipe is “relatively quick and simple”, but I’m not convinced by “literally the same effort”.

If it was, then why would anyone buy the millions of frozen/boxed/packeted “just put it in the oven for 30 minutes” or “just put it in the microwave for 2 minutes” meals? They’re not buying them for the high-quality taste, surely?

Massively cheaper and almost certainly better for you, yes - but arguably not as low effort as “beep beep beep, ping”.

Your “no effort” meal, sounds like a lot of effort to me.

My low effort meal is “open packet, put ready meal in oven or microwave”

Is that a sacrificial chair, and the rest of the furniture is spotless, or does that happen to everything?

Wes Fucking Streeting? He’s even more right-wing than Starmer!

Zip disk/zip drive? wiki link

Also having " and @ in the correct place, and being able to £.

A few months ago.

Last time I tried Wayland (with Cinnamon), it didn’t support any keyboard layouts other than American. That’s a bit of a deal breaker if you’re not American.

That’s where the green post-vegetable liquid lives.

No. He needs to take more. The amount he’s currently taking is a measly “woke-trans-vegan-lib-radical-left amount for girls”.

If he was a real man and a genius, he’d double the amount of ketamine and cocaine he takes every day.

So twice as much today, 4x as much tomorrow, 8x as much the day after…

Did you give them a “human-style bath” with a bowl of water and soapy stuff, or did you give them a “cat-style bath” by licking them clean with your tongue?

Firstly, great guide image at the top there. Very useful, thank you :)

Secondly, that AI slop article is hilarious.

“Cut the shampoo into manageable portions” :D

Also getting weirdly excited by forks:
My missus in a charity shop (US: Thrift store?) or antique shop

Attempt to set the new world record!

9 Cadbury’s Cream Eggs

Google reckons this would be: “Yn ddwfn yn ninas danddwr R’lyeh, mae Cthulhu yn gorwedd yn cysgu, yn breuddwydio”

Thanks. I tend to worry with redesigns these days.

(Based on the screenshot only) Where’s the menu gone?

All solid advice. May also have an ingredient sensitivity to something like “sodium laureth sulphate”, which can cause dry skin and flaking, or massively inflame existing psoriasis or dry skin.