What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
What, you don’t like cold soured apple curd tart cream? It has nutmeg in it!
Damn, the shooter took that bullet casing to the face pretty well
Is it eating a pork rind?
Showering is very difficult with broken hands.
My mom is finally cancer free! Also, my best friend of 20 years might move to the city I live in :)
That is bizarre! Do you think she might have weird stomach acid production? Like, maybe she uses the string to evacuate some sort of gross stomach fluid? I am going to lose sleep over this
Thank you, kind stranger!
Divorce her immediately.
The Shining, then Practical Magic
The lyrics support this.
Well, the party was nice, the party was pumpin’ Heya, yippie yi yo And everybody havin’ a ball Huh, huh, yippie yi yo I tell the fellas start the name callin’ Yippie yi yo And the girls respond to the call I heard a woman shout out Who let the dogs out? Who, who, who, who, who?
Holy shit this thread
Meme : weird event happens at restaurant, only context is that man was hiding his actions for whatever reason"
ITT: FUCKING WIVES AMIRITE
Fun fact: that famous “eagle screech” is actually a recording of a Red-Tailed Hawk.
Eagles sound like fucking idiots in real life
Fucking SAME. I bartended and served through college (my degree doesn’t pay well due to YouTube tutorials that have flourished in my industry, lol ouch) and after, and then finally at 30 I started temping in manufacturing, which led to me permanently hired at a huge company with ridiculous benefits, and am now a supervisor in engine assembly that will make 6 figures in 3 years.
I desperately wish I had gone into trade school when I was 18.
Lol the account is minutes, maybe hours old. What a silly little troll
GRRRRRRUBHUB! VS! TACO BELL! BEGIN!
I fell for it and was momentarily outraged. Goke’s on me.
“You miss every shot you don’t take!” or similar. It’s useless, makes no sense, and is disrespectful to yourself and others.
Which is why I love saying it to pricks at work.
My work cafeteria sells fish and chips but they are nowhere near as good as Fish and Chips :(
I know it wouldn’t slap the same on Lemmy, but that is a user account I miss deeply.
That pronunciation always drives me wild! it only makes sense to call it data.