Look up Jaime Loftus’ excellent podcast “My Year in MENSA” for an in-depth look at the organization.

I miss the old Onion where they had an occasional column written by “Christopher Walken” called “Walken in LA.”

This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!”