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They’re never yours, but you’re always theirs.

According to the wiki:

Tozzetti later wrote that Capponi’s explanation for taking the two fingers as relics was “because Galileo wrote so many beautiful things with them.”

Galileo’s middle finger

It’s the internet version of wearing tighty-whities, gives ‘em the feeling of security.

Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

That barely qualifies as a start. They have a long way to go.

That’s one way to demonstrate that you didn’t read the article.

French is a fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d’enculé de ta mère. It’s like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

isitdown reports its been down for over five days, which is quite pleasant.

They don’t do jobs either, so there’s that.

Dog: whatever it is you’re trying to say, I don’t understand you.

Yeah, but you’re poor in style.

According to theto pic, they’re chocolate and cinnamon creme flavored.

My vintage Gap Dopp kit and waffle sweater are about 25 years old.

Yep, that and other similar variants of the hat are what I’m mocking.

c/lost_lemmings

So I’ve nooticed.

Loose translation: “The two subjects mentioned on this hat do not have, and never will have, any knowledge of my existence.”

The proto-millennials, if you will.

You can even buy a refurb for about $80, which is hilarious lol

You and I have very different definitions of the word “chill”.