Google Docs, if a cloud-based service is not out of the question and if you can live within Google’s parameters of “free”.

LibreOffice, otherwise.

Breathing.

Tried NextCloud with Talk module?

NextCloud allows you to share a folder but for upload only.

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A group of separatist rebels in the Philippines formed the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

MILF, for short.

Combination cleric and bard.

The Princess Bride. It’s got fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…

LEGO comes to mind. Not cheap, but definitely knows how to keep a healthy and active relationship with their customers.

Neither is their CEO.

Like Yosemite Sam.

I’m only partly kidding. I do play from time to time, but not as much as I thought I would, hence the “regret”. Nostalgia is a powerful drug.

Retro handhelds.

Dance Dance Revolution.

(Do you feel old now?)

You can’t “flood the channels”, not if there’s someone who controls what you can say and hear. That’s the whole point of the dictatorship analogy.

Wow, that’s a Dostoyevskyian level story right there.

The first Don Quixote book was so popular it spawned a lot of fake sequels. Cervantes killed off Don Quixote in the second book to preclude any more copycats. That’s what I remember anyhow from the preface of a paperback edition from way back.

Missed me by that much!

Ah, like the Cone of Silence from “Get Smart!”