Needs more tentacles.

Cthulhu enters the chat

In a world first, scientists capture four individual brains cells interacting with each other.

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

Heresy!

Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

And at what point does Kool aid come in?

Love for me too in my ass

One of our previous cats used to do this. Rubbed his chin against it until he bled…and kept going.

No, you have crabs, see a doctor.

…and I’ll fucking do it again!

Because our cats are indoor/outdoor. There’s a big paddock and hill with bush behind our property, but no, he had to go nosying out the other side. Our other cat is happy enough staying with the dog (stealing her bed) outside. He didn’t normally wander much, but the warmer weather must have made him restless.

That was our boy Riggs.

I’m imagining a Goofy “hyuuk” laugh.

Bra-fly

It has been particularly buggy, even by Microsoft standards.

Final Project 01

The bone, beige, ivory, cream, off-white…

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Unexpected Simpsons reference