Side note: putting “absolute” in front of almost anything can make it an insult.

Buy my limited company, please.

Always has been.

<Godzilla noises intensify>

Been a while since I did a magic eye picture.

Looks like Marc Marquez.

A Giggle of girls.

Similar to a lot of my work - don’t do what you can’t undo. Write the rollback scripts at the same time as or before the implementation scripts.

Oh, now there’s a map with New Zealand on it. 👀

Animal. Zero fucks given.

No, Jamie would have put the teaspoon of oil aside and poured the rest of the bottle in. Then used the remaining teaspoon as a serving garnish.

Monty is “the boy”, “little man”, or “mun bruv”.

Okie is “little miss”.

Do not waaaaaaaaant!

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The only woman who did go back.

My cut hash improved your voish!

Of course, everyone is assuming it’s the cat that’s named Allie…

That’s a drinks coaster.

Well, there was an appearance in that one episode of Red Dwarf…but it was the object of desire for the creature descended from the ship’s cat, so…