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https://www.theonion.com/national-funk-congress-deadlocked-on-get-up-get-down-is-1819565355

“a fart is a turd honking for the right of way”

who are you, Winston Smith, that’s so important…

Balls

the rich won’t stop until it’s literally Living As A Service.

good thing you explained how

i’m sorry but i have to be pedantic here. it’s not how you get your revenue it’s the good or service you provide.

magazines are not ad companies. TV channels are not ad companies. the source of your revenue does not make you a company in a sector of that source.

wait was it nesisary or nesusary.

nesesary? nesasary? nesysary?

“hi lae’zel we just met --”

“i want your moisture”

ohhhhkay