Get schwifty

I read the original to the tune without thinking about it!

“Pug Party” has never been more relevant.

Kraken or Cthulu?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

Colt 45, 2 zig zags…

We are Groot

Arrested Development seasons 1-3 will always be special to me.

I’ve heard this phrased as “don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.”

I’ve tried it before but have found that it’s not my preference. I think it’s because occasionally, I’ll use my side mirrors to make sure I’m between lines when reverse parking, throwing off how everything was specially adjusted.

Instead, and for whatever reason, I’ve learned that I’m pretty fond of the small blind spot mirrors that fit into the corners of a vehicle’s side mirrors.

I’ve never had them but Black Death Candy is very sour.

Here’s a video of L.A. Beast eating some and having a bad time.

And was it Tuesday when he found out?

A lot of fast food places have undergone this due to private equity acquisitions.

Whataburger and Dunkin Donuts used to be much better around me.

“Suffer me now!”

If any of you vaguely like LOTR and see either of the titles come up on sale, give them a shot (or watch 5 minutes of playing first to get the feel for it).

I wish they’d come back and produce a 3rd one but the patent definitely kills that idea.

The penguin blanket is very apt with it being winter!

An absolute classic if someone doesn’t get the reference.

What year is it!?

All jokes aside, Croc was one of the first games I played on PS1 and am excited another generation will get to experience it.

Trying to?

Successfully

FI! DO!

Let’s go!!

This gentleman has been trolling longer than some folks have been alive!

Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader!