Indigenous People’s Day. Fuck that other guy.
In your new Wells Fargo Lifepod™! 160 sqft of essential living. Conviently stackable. Durable metal construction. Only $3900/mo!
A 24 pack of toilet paper was your buy it for life item?
Please wear sunscreen. While black people are less likely to get skin cancer they are much more likely to die from it if they do get it. Love, your ginger cousin.
Twitter’s going save money by hosting their website on Geocities. The new plan only comes with 250mb of storage and that dancing baby gif is like 3mb easy. Gotta clean up somewhere.
It’s not illegal to try to prevent you from discussing wages. It is illegal to punish or retaliate against you for doing so. HR doesn’t care.