You Excel at this

From what I’ve seen inside the country, the majority do not see it. The people who do see it aren’t strong enough to fix it, yet…

A Christmas sock

I don’t think I want to buy used hotdogs

I see you’ve met my ex wife.

Realistically, you only need a garage

I think I’d just get tired of bacon.

Only the original is delicious

WHAT??

Wait, cyber trucks hava a liver?

I never expected something to take that from the Pontiac Aztek

Wait, you’ve never wanted to drive a doorstop?

Like if everytime someone mentioned the usa people were like “Oh are you afraid of being shot? bet you have to constantly watch out for being shot huh? shot?”

As an American, I kinda am…

It’s not innovative anymore, but it sure was when it released. But they kept it near its peak instead of making it utter horse crap.

I’ve been sick… I’m pretty sure I may have bought this toilet paper.

I vaguely remember reading a news story about a firefighter that did that a while ago.

Same here.

1gb symmetrical $70 a month…

You aren’t wrong… But everything with extended use needs to be maintainable. Making a change in 5 places sucks.

Plus, that’s what open-closed principle is all about. Instead of adding additional functionality to current working code, you extend and modify.

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