onions asscrack
onions asscrack





Murder requires intent. Manslaughter is when you kill someone by accident.
so, unless you were cooking meth with the intent of killing your neighbors with an exploding house, it’s manslaughter ( or attempted manslaughter) instead of (attempted) murder.


I have accounts on pixelfed and mastodon, but I don’t use them often. I’ve also moved from Lemmy to Piefed (which interacts with the lemmyverse, but runs on different software). I prefer it, as it comes with some better features and without the politics of the Lemmy devs.


Santa should modernize and instead of giving naughty children coal, he should give them compost.
I read some of the story, and the question seems to be: what can’t he do with a succubus? lol


God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was corn, and there was [ REDACTED ] —the sixth day of shitposting.
Given how the story started, I’m interested to know what he ends up doing with those demons 😉





When you’re famous, they let you grab 'em by the [ REDACTED ]
ok, I agree with that
OK, Anakin… you act like it’s sand or something…
please explain
is mocking pedophiles really political?


aww, feels like a lapdance on my heart ❤️
that usually only happens in extreme cases when there is an expectation of “reasonable foreknowledge” that what the person was doing would result in the possible deaths of others. for example: in some states, if you drive drunk and kill someone (or more) in a collision, you can be charged with murder rather than vehicular manslaughter. this usually only occurs if the crime was especially egregious, like if a drunk driver runs over a group of children.