Also the system has to assemble itself

Me when cat:

C A T

After many failed attempts I can now semi-consistently roll a proper burrito

Any form of Android compatibility must be maximally enshittified to encourage switching – see iMessage. Unless of course it generates revenue for Apple – see Apple Music. Not being stalked/murdered using Air Tags does not generate revenue for Apple: next time buy an iPhone.

And then walking out of there with three (3) Garfield collections like a true intellectual

Sure but this is a cat in a box that’s exactly the right size