Flick it!

So babies that were previously aborted that weren’t counted in the infant mortality rate are now dying after birth and are counted in the infant mortality rate.

Either way, it’s the same number of dead babies.

Snake! Oh no, it’s a snake!

I know who I am! I’m a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!

I probably wouldn’t make a day trip out of it, but I don’t see anyone in immediate harms way here.

Edit: Now those idiots on the beach in Englewood right now…that’s another story. Mandatory evac and they’re inviting people to watch them drown on live cam.

Honestly, doesn’t look too bad in Naples. Englewood’s starting to look pretty nasty though.

Crazy, it’s almost like there was an artificial problem created by the Biden administration all along.

Go ahead and punk out if you want. Me and Wally will find somebody else to be in our gang.

Now everyone stand in a circle with a hand down your neighbors pants.

It is the owners responsibility to keep the dog out of the road. There is zero legal or moral responsibility to cover any vet bills.

The only property damage that would even be considered is damage to the vehicle, which requires stopping, calling the police to file an accident report and then reporting the accident with documented damage to the car insurance company.

There are much better ways of creating strong passwords than just adding a ton of characters.

You got a problem, Rick?

It’d be more merciful to euthanize the animal than send it to an abusive home for the rest of its life.

Mommy?

It happened to Bad Irene so you can’t tell me it’s not happening to other women as well.

Overturning Roe simply brought A LOT of attention to the abortion topic. Now you have a lot more women becoming addicted to having abortions.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure this stuff out.

What if you can’t pass rule 1: be attractive and rule 2: don’t be unattractive?

Edit: Asking for a friend.

Aphex Twin - Come to Daddy

Disgusting.

One patty and some fries is plenty for me thanks. Oh, and why the hell are their no veggies on that burger?

She’s YOUR property after all.