MAGA = Make Americans Gormless Assholes

Yeah, he moved into the badlands near Manchester. Ever seen the movie “The hills have eyes”? Its like that up there.

Upcoming spawn

Hell, I’m still rocking with a GTX 950. It runs Left for Dead 2 and Team Fortress 2, what more do I need?

Wait until you see the magic roundabout in the UK. It’s a “close your eyes, pray and hit the gas” type of place.

It’s like a giant Meccano set.

Hell yeah. That little sucker with a rubber washer is excellent for plugging small leaks.

The bullshit requirement for the vote to be on a Tuesday.

Vote should be on a weekend.

I’m in! Here’s my wheelbarrow of cash!

But but my new phone is 3 microns thinner!

Sure we lost all the ports people actually needed, but 3 microns man!

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For christ sake, if you card numbers get em from here

https://docs.stripe.com/testing

Orange juice?!!?

Ok I haven’t tried it, so I can’t knock it. What’s next, coke cola?

You put milk on cereal??

What about hot water?

And the number of severe head trauma case from cycling accidents is way down.

The oldest riddle known to man

With one big bean at the top end.

Dr Dre Beats?

Solid cube of antimatter. Fuck you world!

Then my friend, you have some awesome tunes ahead of you to listen to.

Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke