Life’s gulag.

The only kettlebell with programmable ringtones!

I just want a smallish 5-6 inch screen with a 4:3 ratio and a decent camera.

He’d clearly sell your children’s organs to zoos for meat, then go into your home at night and wreck up the place.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!!!

Maybe she didn’t feel y’all shared any similar interests, or maybe you’re just an asshole who couldn’t sweet talk a princess.

I’ll allow it.

I’ve been ‘fuck EA’ for a long time, but this buyout has guaranteed I’ll never touch another of their games again under any circumstances.

cough Myanmar ahem

Can I get desperately needed help please??? N.O.

Does a positronic bear shit in the woods?

He needs to battle against Link on the ocarina. No fighting, just breath control and sick finger work!

Fill up olive the space you’re given.

Hey guys don’t worry! It’s not a loss of all your money, just like it wasn’t a full on Nazi salute.

It’s just a new flavor of an old shit sandwich, In my lifetime:

Bleeding heart

PC thug

SJW

Woke mob

It’s all the same bullshit class warfare in reality.

Muppet Training Day with Kermit and Fozzie

Fozzie: Hello friend-o…

🎶What do you get when you rape, cheat and steal? Eating McDonald’s for ev-er-y meal, leaving a stank in the place that you sat? What do you think will, come, of, that? Fuck-right-off-and-rest-in-piss. 🎶

Where’s Spidey goddammit?!?!???