Do you have the proper incantations and some candles as well? Don’t go into it unprepared.

Even a decade ago the statement would have been complete lunacy.

Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote

No my friend, you were right initially. That’s commonly said about the term. I was just adding to it in a different way because of the orange stain we currently call government.

One of those is actually an antonym.

You mean US intelligence or US “intelligence,” eh?

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Is that the one where you poop in the box?

She’s lying

“Time to get a watch” (when someone asks what time it is)

And what about the knife? A whole 1/3 of our silverware stands unaddressed! I need to know!

Now we just need to invent the Wall-E bot… We’re getting so close!

Hay is for horses

And cows eat grass

If you don’t like it…

I still have my Blu-ray burner and a bunch of blank blue rays. When does the digital orgy start?

I flipped off the toll gate attendant once in 4th grade when we were coming back from some event. Another kid on the bus narc’ed on me and I got detention. Would do again.

PS: I still flip off the automated toll readers. Fuck the system.

Cremation is a new feature. It’ll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.

Sleep apnea and bukake are linked? No wonder…

Bro, you look like a penis

If it resists, will they throw it to the ground and keep smashing it with a baton until they can get the arms into handcuffs?

Jesus Christ that website was horrendous. I was interested but fuck all that.