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Get on with your life today!

It means the truth is out there, but up someone’s cornhole. Keep searching my friend.

Pfff, they’ve just turned to adware-laden boxes. Next they’ll make up some BS about requiring the device to be Internet connected so you can’t disable ads too easily.

That’s a big part of enshitification: maximizing profit at the sacrifice of product quality. All of those pro-capitalist folk want you to believe the market will correct itself. The problem is when the entire market is dominated by this mentality and anyone (doing anything different) tries to enter that market is snuffed out immediately. None of the major brands will stray from this model because they are completely and hopelessly servant to the shareholder, and all that matters to them is maximizing profits at any cost. Yay enshitification!

BEHOLD! HIS GIRTH LIGHTS THE WORLD!

Are you going to 3d print slip-on penises for the switch portion in every room of your house?

Put the heavy part at the top and make sure the base is fairly narrow. It won’t fall down. It won’t fall down!

Early 90’s

Dark Sun: Shattered Lands

Privateer (with the speech addon of course)

Ultima VII: The Black Gate

I’m an old fucker and can remember my earliest memories still. You have to do it though, because memories become less clear over time if unused. Unfortunately, we spend less time recalling memories because of our current over-stimulation in this entertainment rich world. Most of us do not let ourselves be bored (almost ever) now.

Tonight I played a game I hadn’t played since the early 90’s and just the graphics and sounds really brought back nostalgic feelings.

Not to mention there is no answer to the elephant in the room… What happens to an economy where workers have been stripped of yet more jobs and all of manufacturing is in China?

Oh, sorry. Is it negative to talk about the needs of millions of people and not our thoughtful billionaire class?

Let’s also not mention the potential data collection/spyware-esque potential. Noooo, that’d never happen. More negativity in my imagination. I should go get a prescription for that…

I was a huge ‘tactical keyboard on phone’ kinda guy. Then I got acclimated to Swype. I don’t think I could ever go back but think choice is good.

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BEANS!!!

I really really dislike the UX. Sorry, but I just want my phone to Bluetooth for sound/calls and bonus if I can get a charge via wireless charging.

Android converting my elegant display into something that looks like it was built on Window 95? Nah, keep it.

Yes, your right. I skipped the Harambee massacre completely! I wanted to ensure it was TLDR but that would have been disastrous.

In 2015, you move into monkey Cleveland steamer territory. Monkeys are real fans of all things poop so you name it mon-scat-to (pulling some of the weed/fertilizer business by confused farmers), but you still keep it a mail order business for a short while. Then, you convert to digital and rename it Turdflix.

That was a close one. Good call. 🤙

TLDR: build a time machine and invest everything you can into Microsoft in 1993. Then, start a first rate dildo mail order service. Call it Dil-post. By the 2000’s you’ll be perfectly positioned to take the place of Amazon, but your sights are higher. You will start sending free DVDs of gorilla bdsm with every dildo order. This takes off and you start your own gorilla DVD vending machine side business. It’ll be called Go-spank. When 2008 crash hits, you are completely isolated in your tower of dildo/gorilla money. Fast forward to 2026, you can now afford 32gb of the DDR you seek. Cha-ching brother, you made it.

Yes, I did a dive on this rabbit hole and it was interesting. The topographical maps (Google) are neat too. Wish you could drop in but it looks like they haven’t sent someone to map it like that.

Home Depot got some fine brick my friend, fine brick indeed.

Corn corn fuck that guy corn

If you have enough money