You forgot

*bathe furiously whilst stopping to occasionally glare at the human for inconveniencing me

I’ve been having a shit day as well, this helps a lot. Thanks 😊

Maru is adorable 🥰

He got the job done!

The moustache and beard are adorable

What else are friends for!

Only if you were trying to sit on it though.

Shit happens.

Good to know, thanks so much! I have blocked so many instances already lol… just when I think I’ve gotten all the hentai and anime communities, another one pops up…

I’m new here so I don’t understand how downvotes work here, people seem to downvote everything? I think all my comments over the last few days all have a downvote or two. I don’t understand why people downvote shit (ha) they simply think is weird.

I’ve downvoted things that are misogynistic or racist, but not things that are just weird… is there an algorithm that’s affected by upvotes/downvotes?

Because anti-vaxxers exist.

It is true!

Imposter! edit: nvm I see the proof now!

I’m glad I made such a short list 🙂 a bit of laughter is a good thing.

Cool, you do you man 👍

Uhh… that’s definitely the weirdest thing I’ve read today…

😂

It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?

Wow, it’s a real album 😂

15/10 curling skills. She’s a pro napper!