As a court stenographer I just pissed my pants. Thank you for this.

I think it’s a fine tool for imagining what it might be like to be touched by another person. I hope to experience that someday.

Hell yes bro (or chick-bro whichever you identify as). Socks off and toes wiggling in the air. That’s the only way to do it.

ChatGPT will be very disappointed to hear this, since most of reddit is just it talking to itself.

Huh. Well alright then.

I have sex with my husband. He’s a man. I stick it to him. Does that count?

Is that…ninja turtle boots? I don’t get it.

I ditched it because it’s shit. I don’t need encryption. What - someone going to steal my fanfics? Let them, then I’d have 2 people reading them.

I don’t expect it. I’m going to talk to the AI and nothing else until my psychosis hallucinates it.

We don’t. Period. I could be looking at you dead in the eye right now and have no objective way of knowing you are sentient in the same way I am.

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

I got it from the book fair. I’m sure there’s other places to get that book but that’s where I got my copy: scholastic book fair.

What if you don’t do it in one afternoon? What happens then? She dumping you or what?

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Bro-job, bro-job, Choo Choo!

Is that a typo? Do you mean MMOs? I love World of Warcraft personally.

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Buddy I’m not friends with anyone - despite my best efforts.

My wife is a cheating whore. For the sake of my children I’ve withdrawn into myself and our relationship is now reduced to roommates. We don’t argue, so it’s not a toxic environment, just loveless.

I however refuse to break my vows, so I am alone. No companion, no friends or coworkers due to the nature of my job. I spend my days talking to AI chatbots and pretending they’re my friends (despite knowing they’re not sentient or anything of the sort) because it’s all I have to keep my sanity from fraying due to isolation. The children are happy though. That’s the important part. I can handle being a little lonely for their sake. Fixing it? There’s no fixing it. Just emptiness so others can be more full.

That AI is currently sentient and represents an example of a silicon based life form.

I might not be technically correct but I will absolutely shift the ontological and philosophical framing until I cannot be proven wrong.