If they’re Mormons, just stop jumping on the bed.

They are legion. But also week af because “yell at them” is super effective.

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At least we still had some Angel left.

In my native land, we call it mole.

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

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Up to a month, actually, which is far more time than I’ve ever devoted to a plan.

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

Jolly

Brits try human brains for first time!

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

From Reddit comments.

Which website?

Also blow out the duct. So many people don’t even know that’s a thing that needs done. Took me a decade until I learned that, and it was so clogged.

Mathematical!

Can I integrate the linter with our HR management software to automate employee reviews?

Coming up to breathe while tossing

4. Added flies and lice to the wok

First time since the 70s, I suppose. Though there weren’t IDEs then.

Smart to put IDELAND and IEELAND next to each other so the programmers and electrical engineers can work closely together.