Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

Good. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.

Welp, when your self-identity is directly correlated to your political beliefs & said beliefs are inherently hateful & divisive against minorities, it’s pretty tough to be confidently open about your “real you”

Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…

There’s a special, extra-fuckin-hot area of space in Hell for worthless pieces of shit like this. Typically, I find the death penalty to be a bit too much, but for these two chunks of fetid rat shit, I feel like I could be pretty easily convinced to support an exception here… ideally if it’s in a similar way to how they treated those poor children.

Somebody actually woke up one morning & thought, “Man, I know everyone’s convinced Dolly’s such a great person… how can I quickly cement that idea even further publicly & make myself look like an even bigger douche at the exact same time?!”

Can confirm. Have seen the movie & it is indeed titled Pulp Fiction

Ummm… it’s a little mushroom, thank you very much.

Says you…

You’re missing a somewhat identifying bit here. It’s really good, but holy moley was something missed.

A friend of mine told me it’s Krissy Lynn

He had no personality looong before it was cool

Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.

Edit: Panera also has far less sweaty-palmed, Father Feelgood kiddie-diddling accusations as well.