Not interested

Spelt.

No unusual missing person reports today. Hmmmm did you say “true” christians?

Once you get to the elite ranks there will always be disagreement on how to score the parameters of ultimate gayness

Tighty

Buy bitcoin, write down the private keys, and mail it to yourself in 20 years like doc brown in BTTF2

How did all that porn get in the woods? Was there some kind of Horny Appleseed sprinkling porn mags across the country?

Some phones just insert stock photos

A farce with lots of nukes, mkay

Directed by Quentin Tarantino

Dude have you seen the rainbow? ITS LITERALLY JUST VISIBLE LIGHT and its the greatest threat to the conservative world.

You way underestimate how much they care.

That feels about as appropriate as the Nazi flag

Yes, a distress flag

I know it when I see it

Yes I collect gay bath towels

Autism is caused by brain worms

I have said it before- all of our elected representatives should be chosen at random from the general population the way we do with jury duty.

These people would serve one term only and be well paid.

I hope it was painful

Last I checked, “rights” now means “my right to control you”

Is an angry child with a loaded gun to be taken seriously?