

A gallon paint can full of thermite can be lit with a sparkler


Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers


“Bell’s early managers sought to limit frivolous telephoning, especially undignified activities like courting or gossiping over the telephone, and to control certain groups of users, like women, children, and servants, who were thought to be particular offenders.”


Good enough is good enough


Black marker works on most plastic
Guess how much its gonna cost
Its a simple case of bad carpentry, it doesn’t have to be sinister.
A bigger turtle.
Escalate immediately and antagonize the hypothetically dangerous neighbors.
You’re right that makes way more sense.
When keepin’ it real goes wrong
I like how none of these comments involve talking to the neighbor and asking them to fix it.
Next step up would be ask the landlord to fix it.


We should force them all to join the marching band 🙄


Lamp store is my vibe
Learning skills


Sharon, did you add up all the previous days that we stayed past 5?
Whats the long term average, Sharon?


Sure they killed 1,000,000 protestors in the streets of DC, but at least they would never nuke an American city!
Duhhhhhhhhh