Did you guys not already see the Post Malone Oreos from like 6 months ago? So 2000 and late.

I mean, not everyone is a liar.

Lots of people fucked with that. I sent them in for repair twice, I know other people that did. Why spend $80 when they’ll fix their garbage equipment for free?

Tweet? That was a John Mulaney joke from like 10 years ago.

I’m totally sucked in and I find this iteration of the power treadmill to be enthralling. Love it.