You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

I can’t guarantee the Wookie will win. Place your bets and let’s see who loses an arm.

Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-in-the-world-is-perpetual-1-day-blinding-stew-the-meme-explained

We’re in the mirror universe, aren’t we?

When I was a child, I lived in walking distance of my elementary school. One time my mom had to work early so she couldn’t be there to see me off to school. I was old enough to walk by myself at that point, but I relied on her to tell me when to go. Since she wasn’t going to be there, she told me to leave at “quarter after 7” so I could be there on time.

I left at 7:25 because a quarter is 25, right?

I got in trouble for being late to school. Instructions unclear, Mom!

I like the discussion this has generated around toxicity and professionalism, but I’m still very amused by the fact that he censored himself in the last line after not doing so for the rest of the message.