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5 hours agoGonna start a conversation with my spouse with “you didn’t hear a word I just said, did you?” when I didn’t actually say anything before that
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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Arm only the children!
“Hold my beer. YEET!”
This was a lot funnier if you were there and witnessed what he did. Written language can’t do it any justice. Just imagine the most badass thing a human can do, then imagine if he had a fist-sized rock in each hand while he did it, then imagine him tripping over his tunic right before the final flip.
So this is how I had to find out it was cancer‽
Yeah. It’s much classier to shit one’s pants in the backseat of a total stranger’s car. 💩👖
Tell us you want this planet to burn without telling us you want this planet to burn
Oh thank the gods! I last played the Sims 4 as a best-selling author. Before that was Kills-your-ass, my argonian assassin from Skyrim, who’s quirk is she can’t help but pick fights with giants, so she died a lot.
Professor Oak after a 10yo boy won 8 badges, defeated the elite four, and became champion of the Kanto region:
Superman gets more based by the day
35·21 days agoDon’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁
Na. That happens in the bedroom
13·22 days agoThis is very uplifting news! 😄
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
But it isn’t private though?