SonnyVabitch

A few years ago somebody pointed out that twump looks like the front end of a centaur and I cannot unsee it.

Then again, his current posture could be the successful result of a species realignment surgery from mythical to femboy.

🔫 Always has been

He was told he couldn’t be a composer after he’d gone deaf, but did he listen??

Order Of The Phoenix

What if it’s a new couple of two homeowners who move in together, should they sell one property before the relationship solidifies?

What if the grandchildren are in secondary school when Nana dies, is the family allowed to hold on to this second property for the few years until the kids move out/in?

What if you accept a contract position in another town, should you be forced to sell and buy, or is it okay to rent out the home you have and rent another elsewhere?

My point is that there is nuance at the lower end of the scale, and the enemy is big corporations and landlords of massive portfolios.

Leasehold is a type of property where you rent the land for a really long time (decades), and build your house on it. Every few years you extend the lease so it has no risk of running out. You don’t know how much the landlord will charge you, or indeed if they extend, although there are some legal protections for leaseholders.

She thought she’d make a quick buck doing a stock photo shoot, and bam! innuendo.

I would never sell my photos, not because of the heartbreak if nobody would want to buy them, but because I wouldn’t want to be neither the face of incontinence or erectile dysfunction, nor do I want to become the next Hide The Pain Harold or Distracted Boyfriend.

In the seventies and eighties the communist leaders of Hungary, when talking about the realities of the time introduced some terms to explain the difference of the real world from the ideals.

“Socialism that exists”
“Socialism that works”

The jokes immediately started coming, pointing out that the socialism that exists does not work, while the socialism that works does not exist.

Flour is a common ingredient for thickening stews etc. Not OP, but if I had to guess I’d wager that the flour soaked up all the moisture in the pan, then dried out and started to burn.

He is not the same.

Oh so that’s why it’s buggered! Bugger…

I also identify as radicalised.

But some people from Lesbos are more lesbian than others.

Straight until it gets moist.

“Mainland Taiwan” will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.

me_irl

Walks like a duck…

ich_iel

As the saying goes, it’s hard to be a capitalist without the capital.

France commemorating their stunning victory over West Tonga by a whopping four goals.