Much more sophisticated than I was. Probably would have taken longer to get caught too.

This is gonna make me giggle all day. It seemed reasonable to assume I wasn’t alone, but noone else ever knew what I was talking about.

I have a similar story, but instead of pay-per-view I had downloaded an alternate Web Dialer software when on the internet unsupervised (I was supposed to be doing homework), because my parents wouldn’t give me the EarthLink password.

Turns out that alternate web dialer dialed a 900 number and charged my parents hundreds of dollars on the phone bill. I was grounded for a long while.

I don’t believe in thier imaginary God. And I won’t worship thier Robot one.

It usually will completely defeat my ability to read when I come across it, if I havent seen it in a while.

But once I realize what’s going on my brain processes it fine.

But for a second my thought process goes “Stroke?.. No, just metaphorical sand in the metaphorical reading gears.”

Just think of all the insider information they’ll gain with cloud connected dictation software. They’ll make a killing on the stock market.

Yeah, it’s the Murdockification of GB. Look at the US.

Rupert Murdock needs be banned from owning media outlets.

Literal nightmare fuel

If they can’t differentiate between Ai Slop and reality, maybe we should start generating videos of ICE terrorizing Maga people.

If the government had a right to that data they wouldn’t need to pay for it, they could just subpoena it. But they don’t, so instead they’re paying middle men to circumvent our rights.

Reubenius

As someone who is very good at driving without GPS in my local area, using GPS for long trips outside my local area does for sure slow my ability to learn the new location. But it doesn’t remove what you already know.

So if your father is becoming incapable of driving his old haunts without assistance, I would worry there’s something more serious lurking in the background beyond tech makes you dumb.

I think we all end up like the Asgards from SG-1 without the ability to transfer our consciousness to a new body.

Extinct via hubris. Obviously this assumes we do something about runaway global heating.

I haven’t seen it mentioned, but I think Tremors (1990) is very much in the same genre as Army of Darkness, and I’m pretty sure the whole movie is pure practical effects.

I’ve only watched it sober, I think it makes decent amount of sense.

You think I don’t know about beans?! I almost died in freshman year at Biffmoore because I ate a bag of uncooked beans. Dry Beans!

You’d live so long, your cancer would get cancer.

Winchesters

Can call the police when you threaten to hurt others, actively prevents teens from seeking outside help when they talk about killing themselves.

Agreed, but indiana roads are so much louder too. Its kinda baffling.