Slartifartblast

my 5 year old girlfriend

Ummm…phrasing might need a little work there.

Open the door. Blaze knows exactly how to handle it. ;)

It’s quite a stiff problem, I agree.

They’re doing the same shit here in Australia.

Never liked Bunnings. Less so now.

There is a link to the article directly beneath the headline.

It’s a predictably paltry payout, no doubt about it.

This the way except <trait toxicity levels not found>.

uBlock is your friend.

Too many.

Kirsty Young.

This the way, my friend.

Why yes, yes it is.

But please be aware that your mileage may vary. What is true for one person may not be true for another.

Hope that helps. ;)

Jesus Fucking Christ.

I feel sick. :(

Eldrad must live!

Nothing at all. Let the buggers guess. :)

Lite entering the office: "Someone piss on the floor again?

“Cliff” is simply short for “Clifford.”