Like, in the lower molar, where it meets the gums? Or suctioned to the base of your tongue? Cause one of those is common, and it ain’t the suction one

Brewster’s Thousands

I’m also poor, but Medicaid actually isn’t terrible. I’d be completely boned without it tho. Like, no insurance at all

Is…is that not normal idle behavior? Like, my fingers will trace lines on stuff I’m holding without me really giving it any attention. Drumming rhythms on a surface with my fingertips is an option too.

I thought everybody did that stuff

This one never fails to get a giggle out of me

So you agree that it’s pronounced gif.

I win

It’s pronounced gif

Ha ha ha, duty

• Phil Sebben, probably

🎶 This Christmas, on Hallmark… 🎶

So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone

An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔

Very spacious, from what I’ve heard

Still not the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK tho

Mynd yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

Is a breakfast burrito a sandwich?

Asking for a friend

I made one yesterday. I tried using 100% butter in the crust instead of 50/50 butter/shortening. It was delicious. Harder to work, i wound up putting it in the fridge for a couple hours so that I could work it before it got too soft, but absolutely delicious. Melt in you mouth top crust, with just the right about of flake.

I also made the rue thicker than usual, knowing most of it would be lunch later this week. After resting for an hour it had the consistency of a fresh quiche, almost like a custard. Thus my shower (kitchen) thought