This one never fails to get a giggle out of me

So you agree that it’s pronounced gif.

I win

It’s pronounced gif

Ha ha ha, duty

• Phil Sebben, probably

🎶 This Christmas, on Hallmark… 🎶

So a chicken pot pie is actually a calzone

An an apple pie is actually a dessert bread bowl 🤔

Very spacious, from what I’ve heard

Still not the most ruthless act of union busting in the history of the UK tho

Mynd yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

Is a breakfast burrito a sandwich?

Asking for a friend

I made one yesterday. I tried using 100% butter in the crust instead of 50/50 butter/shortening. It was delicious. Harder to work, i wound up putting it in the fridge for a couple hours so that I could work it before it got too soft, but absolutely delicious. Melt in you mouth top crust, with just the right about of flake.

I also made the rue thicker than usual, knowing most of it would be lunch later this week. After resting for an hour it had the consistency of a fresh quiche, almost like a custard. Thus my shower (kitchen) thought

Booooo! Get out of here with that reasonable and accurate analysis! We’re not here for truth, we’re here for shower facts

(Yes you are correct, eggs =/= chicken as an ingredient. You learn this when you try to use pureed chicken breast as an egg replacement in cake. It was a meaty cake)

Same!

Binging Fargo rn, season one is pretty great so far

Is it possible the water rights are too restrictive in Colorado for their liking? I know there’s a lot of environmental restrictions and requirements for construction there. My friend’s brother makes serious money as a soil inspection engineer (not sure about his actual job title) in the mountains. If he says the ground isn’t stable the build doesn’t happen.

Sounds like Ohio with mountains and better PR

Personally i blame the lead poisoning

I can’t say I’m surprised. He falls right in the middle of that demographic. I grew up listening to The Mississippi Squirrel and Eric the Awful. I grew up watching The Cosby Show too, and Hercules. Some of the old stuff is still enjoyable, even if the artist isn’t. Not all of it tho. I can’t watch most Kevin Spacey or Mel Gibson movies