I’d love to take credit, but it’s from Luthen’s monologue in season 1 of Andor. And only an excerpt at that. The entire speech is absolute gold
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I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.
That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•No, you can't keep your 20 year old dictionary password
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Well, it’d be great if they were kittens. These little shits just like to hork down food as fast as possible, puke, then ask for more.
Hold on, I’ve got a comic for this…
I’ve been thinking about getting a puppy
The cats keep puking, figure a puppy will probably eat it
NGL that’s actually really neat. It does not change my opinion of corporate metallurgic dickery, but it’s still neat
Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me
But Kwikset has Microban™ coating on their doorknobs! Surely you would rather have a thin layer of chemical coating that totally won’t come off and give you cancer and the production of which absolutely doesn’t poison fresh water. Why do you want giant corporations to have to spend extra money making doorknobs out of brass when they can use aluminum alloys, white-metal, dog leavings, and snot instead?
(I have no evidence Microban™ uses carcinogenic products, nor that its production pollutes the environment. I only have *gestures broadly at 300 years of industrialization and its affects* all of that)
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phonesEnglish
1·20 days agoAlcohol wipes on my ass!?
That’s gonna burn the shit out of my hemorrhoids, no thank you!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phonesEnglish
12·21 days agoHow else am I going to clean the phone after using it while I shit? That’s dirty
Next you’ll be telling me I should use a bidet instead of cleaning my ass with the shower wand.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
2·21 days agoAh, yes, the spiritual successor to TTT.

I still miss those comic tho
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
1·22 days agoTwo questions
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Is this from Twisted Toyfare Theater?
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Is someone still making those Mego comics?
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Android@lemmy.world•Giving an old Pixel 3a XL new life as an offline, battery-powered web server running postmarketOSEnglish
1·26 days agoI have that, it’s pretty neat. I want to see what I can get into regarding keys in party because I’m a commercial door locksmith that is bi-specialty curious
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Android@lemmy.world•Giving an old Pixel 3a XL new life as an offline, battery-powered web server running postmarketOSEnglish
1·27 days agoIt was fun! I’d never done any kind of sideloading or customization of a phone prior. I learned a lot from the experience. Similar getting the Jellyfin app to run on a Samsung TV. I’d like to eventually convert my old laptop into an automotive diagnostic reader, with the ability to add/delete keys via the OBDII port. That’s a big project tho, lots of moving parts
Thanks for the write-up on your post, very informative 😁♥️
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Surgeon never sent post-op meds... any advice?
1·27 days agoYah, nsaids are hard on the stomach long term, but great for short term pain. Acetaminophen is fantastic to around 4000mg/day. Above that there’s a very real chance for liver damage, depending on the person and duration of treatment. And it’s lethal in the 8-12g range. That being said, I’d totally take 800mg every four hours if I had to. Except for the worst pain 600mg is enough to make life tolerable for most people
That was a lot of words to agree with you. Not deleting it tho
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Surgeon never sent post-op meds... any advice?
1·27 days agoUgh, your dentist and your pharmacist sucks. Do you have any other pharmacies in the area that you could consult with? Honestly, a pharmacist should be happy to give pharmacological input, especially about dosage and any potential medicine conflicts or hazards, prescription or no. Jesus, what a tool
My personal method when I have a gout flareup, kidney stones, or other intense pain, is to stagger nsaids and acetaminophen on a two hour cycle. 600mg acetaminophen, two hours later 500mg aspirin or 400mg Advil. Each medicine reapplied at 4 hour intervals. I try to time the nsaids with meals to help ease any stomach issues the nsaids may cause. At 600mg my acetaminophen dosage over 16 hrs (assuming I can sleep) is limited to 2400mg, and 2000mg for aspirin. This allows for a small increase in dosage for breakthrough pain, or a couple additional doses if I can’t sleep. Honestly, it only keeps the pain from increasing, especially with gout. Very effective for caffeine withdrawal headaches tho




Step 1: End regulatory capture
Step 2: Establish airspace rules and real accountability for all parties, including manufacturers
Step 3: Create a real autopilot that works, and still require flight training for the designated vehicle monitor (pilot flying)
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit