I am a meat Popsicle.

That is incorrect.

I’ve yet to be called a tankie.

I also think Marx could have gone a little harder, I’m just not going to pretend that the few states that pretended to try communism didn’t also do horrible shit.

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I can’t. I got banned for making guillotine “jokes”

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My God the copium.

Regardless of what the object on this man’s wrist is. The Soviet Union edited the image to remove it to cover up the fact that looting was happening.

I dated a girl once who really enjoyed toxic arguments. She would flip out over the most basic random crap. The times I lost my cool and said something hurtful it’s like she got high. She lived for those arguments. Which, in the short term, lead to some pretty, let’s say enthusiastic aftermath. In the long term I was genuinely surprised to find she’s still alive.

It’s not. Unlimited plans are ubiquitous and can be had for pretty cheap.

Man what a warped world you live in.

That presumes the law works for you.

The police state loves that they can just buy the data the big tech companies are happily farming. No warrants, no judges, no pesky civil rights to get in the way. Just full time monitoring.

Can I have the color corrected version in a Geordi meme? So I know which one is cool or not

i L

L i

Capital i is slightly taller than lowercase L.

Oh. Oh boy. Are you in for an interesting bit of horse history.

I first heard about this in episode 469 of The Dollop about Peter Christian Barrie. But if an hour and a half of two jackasses giggling their way through it isn’t quite how you’d like to have this delivered to you, this is a write up about the event:

https://www.narratively.com/p/historys-greatest-horse-racing-cheat-and-his-incredible-painting-trick

I know Painted is a breed of horse but I can’t help but think of the time that a guy would literally paint and dye horses to create convincing sub ins, then sometimes shoot them full of heroin to make them faster or slower, depending on the dose.

I mean if you’d like? I’m not sure this comment is the checkmate you think it is.

Well I figured you were either some dipshit from the flyover counties or, far more likely, an employee of a troll farm. I figured I’d give you the benefit of the doubt.

I’ve been! Met some lovely people. Saw some beautiful places. You should try leaving your home city just once in your sheltered closeted little life.

The world is not what Fox News is telling you it is.

This guy doesn’t know what socialism is and is too scared of bogeymen to learn.

I still occasionally use floppies and I can assure you that they do in fact occupy more space than I’d like.